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[oh hell no, that dumb horse gun distracted her just enough to take a direct hit. it's on now — he's taken advantage of her weakness, her inability to stop laughing at something silly when it presents itself, and now? it's time to return the favor.]
[so she stops in her tracks, sets her gun down, and focuses, concentrating on ... something. with all she's got. yeah, Roxy's left herself wide open while she voids up a counterattack, but she's also betting this match on Dirk's curiosity getting the better of him.]
It's not cheating, it's called having something up my sleeve! Wait, no, it's more like I've got a whole mess of nothing up my sleeve.
[will void jokes ever get old? NOPE. she cracks herself up every time. but after another moment of concentration, the secret weapon she had up her sleeve pops into existence! it's. it's —]
[a perfectly generic object.]
[wait, what the hell?]
What the hell? [that's not what she was trying to do at all.]
[BRUTAL. ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL, NOT EVEN A SMIDGE OF MERCY ON THE BATTLEFIELD TODAY. Roxy sputters a bit, forced to pay for her unfortunate miscalculation with a blast from a water rifle to the face. a horse water rifle. the ultimate whinniechester insult.]
[wait. actually, you know what? nah.]
[after swiping the water out of her eyes, and after giving him a joking sort of "how could you?" look, she takes a step back, winds up and just straight up lobs the PGO right at Dirk. because it's actually a perfectly generic water balloon.]
[but Roxy's a much better shot — and since Dirk has already shot her in the face, and since she's already cheated by voiding up a water balloon, all bets are officially off. so she snatches up her water gun and takes aim.]
[this next one she fires off is most definitely a headshot.]
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[so she stops in her tracks, sets her gun down, and focuses, concentrating on ... something. with all she's got. yeah, Roxy's left herself wide open while she voids up a counterattack, but she's also betting this match on Dirk's curiosity getting the better of him.]
[what's she going to make?]
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This is definitely cheating.
[HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING BUT HE KNOWS IT'S CHEATING.]
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[will void jokes ever get old? NOPE. she cracks herself up every time. but after another moment of concentration, the secret weapon she had up her sleeve pops into existence! it's. it's —]
[a perfectly generic object.]
[wait, what the hell?]
What the hell? [that's not what she was trying to do at all.]
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As he attempts to shoot her in the face.]
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[wait. actually, you know what? nah.]
[after swiping the water out of her eyes, and after giving him a joking sort of "how could you?" look, she takes a step back, winds up and just straight up lobs the PGO right at Dirk. because it's actually a perfectly generic water balloon.]
[psych]
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Damn, that was tricky.
[Time to take back control by doing an unnecessary roll across the ground and then shooting at her.]
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[but Roxy's a much better shot — and since Dirk has already shot her in the face, and since she's already cheated by voiding up a water balloon, all bets are officially off. so she snatches up her water gun and takes aim.]
[this next one she fires off is most definitely a headshot.]
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[..... pffffftttt.]
All right, all right! Truce?
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[It's grumbled. And he shakes his hair out like a wet cat.]