CALL ME OUT MEME

[soulcomet]

boy i got bhks out the wazoo over here

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】

ღ refer to the list above for active muses. ღ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ღ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

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[teenanigans]

[BRUTAL. ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL, NOT EVEN A SMIDGE OF MERCY ON THE BATTLEFIELD TODAY. Roxy sputters a bit, forced to pay for her unfortunate miscalculation with a blast from a water rifle to the face. a horse water rifle. the ultimate whinniechester insult.]

[wait. actually, you know what? nah.]

[after swiping the water out of her eyes, and after giving him a joking sort of "how could you?" look, she takes a step back, winds up and just straight up lobs the PGO right at Dirk. because it's actually a perfectly generic water balloon.]

[psych]

[splinten]

[He goes to bat it away which means it explores all over his arm and also his horse gun.]

Damn, that was tricky.

[Time to take back control by doing an unnecessary roll across the ground and then shooting at her.]

[teenanigans]

[god DAMN he is relentless.]

[but Roxy's a much better shot — and since Dirk has already shot her in the face, and since she's already cheated by voiding up a water balloon, all bets are officially off. so she snatches up her water gun and takes aim.]

[this next one she fires off is most definitely a headshot.]

[splinten]

[THERE IS A NOISE OF ANGUISH FOLLOWED BY] MY FUCKING HAIR, LALONDE!!!

[teenanigans]

[good god, he sounds like a wounded animal — Roxy doesn't know whether to laugh or start tossing out a slew of apologies.]

[..... pffffftttt.]

All right, all right! Truce?

[splinten]

Truce.

[It's grumbled. And he shakes his hair out like a wet cat.]