006 — CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

[akirameru]

VANITAS OPEN POST

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE:
# 1. Off in the corner of a bright walkway leading down to an equally cheery town stuffed to the brim with ice cream and festivals is a small alleyway enclosed by the shadows. Approaching the shadows sparks the attention of a small group of zippy, floating Unversed that, when hit, drop cake and sandwiches for some inexplicable reason. Steal someone else's snacks at your own risk.

# 2. In a clearing in a meadow near a probably dead princess' castle, a helmeted boy stands next to a dragon — not the evil fairy who'd been plaguing the world earlier, this one looks like another Unversed, and even on lowered haunches it's about five times the boy's size. Again, approach at your own risk.

# 3. Choose your own scenario away we go!

Comments

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[wondernyan]

[Oh. Oh hello there. Hello there. You are shaped like my master. I do not know who you are, but you smell nice.]

[akirameru]

[see this is the part where he can't be mad or weirded because the Unversed are just about as ridiculous and doofy looking.]

[in any case, after a cold, hard stare, and after determining that Vanitas does not have any sort of emotional connection to the thing so it can't be an Unversed, he steps closer and looms over the thing threateningly.]

[wondernyan]

[Oh you who are shaped like master, can it be that you are waiting for-]

[wondernyan]

[A WONDERGLOMP?!]

[wondernyan]

[and kisses?]

[akirameru]

[OH SWEET DARKNESS AND X-BLADES ITS BREATH IS WORSE THAN ROTTEN MILK AND BADLY BURNED CHEESE WRAPPED UP IN A SALMONELLA SMOOTHIE.]

[akirameru]

[Vanitas furiously tries to separate his face and catdog kisses with his hands, shoving the offending creature as far away as humanly and dream eaterly possible.]

[wondernyan]

[I HAVE JUST MET YOU AND I LOVE YOOOOOOOU why would you do this?!]

[Oh well I will just have to try this again.]

[pullsheavendown]

[Roxas doesn't especially want to be around these festivities and fun and cheeriness without a friend. It's not that these are bad things, but they make him feel awkward. So instead he's just walking around and—

Oh hey is that a sandwich?]

[akirameru]

[touch the sandwich and die, Ventus Junior. don't think he's not watching from somewhere unseen, once he's determined that Roxas is not actually Ventus.]

[pullsheavendown]

[Good thing Roxas doesn't speak bracket text. He grabs the sandwich, considers, shrugs and takes a bite.

Yummy. Roast beef.]