teenanigans: levianee @ tumblr (thats fuckin cute)
Roxy Lamomde (*Lalonde) ([personal profile] teenanigans) wrote in [community profile] cantown 2018-03-10 01:49 am (UTC)

roger wilco!!! loading some funny shit.......

[after a few seconds, a tiny wall of text and a video load onto the screen. it appears that Roxy has enlisted the help of their friends, and fed the jokes they gave her into the database the algorithm analyzes.]

so let me get this straight
youre going to take whatever jokes or dumb shenanigans we all give you and feed it to a program
like some sort of coding zookeeper
until it becomes this shambling and groaning eldritch chimera of all our questionable senses of humor
i mean im not against the idea
just tryin to get a clear picture of it in my head
plus im pretty sure sassing your mom is actually against the law
isnt that how kids wind up eating soap or something
for being potty mouthed smack talking little shits
wait fuck
thats basically me isnt it
sorry mom
youre gonna edit these things before you feed it to the code monster right
right roxy
hey
hey mom


[sorry, Dave, this is a "funny shit" algorithm, and Roxy found that shit hilarious, so into the database it goes. anyways, his actual joke submission starts to play automatically — it is basically a Strider version of this.]

[and finally, underneath that monstrosity are two command options:]


hit '1' to rate this joke
hit '2' to submit some funny shit of ur own ;)

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