[John might not be nearly as skilled as she is (like. Very Very far from it, actually) but once he has the files he's busy working on adding a couple of features himself. Namely, every time the confetti showers over the screen there will now be an accompanying noise file that sounds like one of those party favor horns and a clip of the nyan cat song will play when the cat-cursor moves across the screen. Everything's tidied back up and saved in the files before writing something in PARTYPOOPER.EXE and saving the whole thing.]

Sounds about right for him. The good thing is that he is way over there and I am here and there's no proof we did anything. With the added sound files and making the deactivating file a hidden file this will either take him all day, make him go to Sollux or both. That's good enough for me.