splinten: appl-juice42 @ tumblr (you KNOW i love the big game)
hipster socrates ([personal profile] splinten) wrote in [community profile] cantown 2018-01-01 10:43 pm (UTC)

[He does not run. He FLASHSTEPS. He flashsteps the FUCK away, because guess what: Dirk is a sword boy. He is not a gun boy. MAKE JAKE FIGHT YOU Dirk's fucked.

But his gun is decorated with SBAHJ and it fires bullets out of a gaping horse mouth, so at least there's that as he swings it her way and tries to land a hit. His aim isn't bad, but he's not practiced with this; he is no Lalonde or English.]

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